some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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