And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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