i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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