everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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