I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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