so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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