you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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