wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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