He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
They took my balls.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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