Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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