her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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