I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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