I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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