Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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