my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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