We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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