Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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