I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There's always time for handjobs
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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