HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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