If that was your dad, he is hot
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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