there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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