I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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