Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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