opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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