Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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