Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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