wrigley field is MILF paradise
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
did i walk over a car last night?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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