I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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