I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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