How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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