the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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