I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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