Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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