This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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