May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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