even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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