these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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