Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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