I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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