Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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