hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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