I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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