woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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