I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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