Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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