I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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