What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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