do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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