did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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