I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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