I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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