I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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